andrina

Must. Not. Cave. In.

2011-06-16T01:35:00.001+08:00

Go Andrina go! Suck it up. You can do it!

GOGOGO!

2011-05-05T00:51:00.001+08:00

I can do this. Look to the money. Go go go! Go Andrina go!!!

One wrong move. Bang! you're dead.

2011-03-28T22:05:00.001+08:00

I have never had my ego crushed like this before. N it sure leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

One, I totally do not think there's anything wrong with my dressing. FYI, your nice tailored shirts look dumb without cufflinks. Those other girls are not dressed very formally too, they just happen to be fuckass skinny.

How can you determine that I'm not fashion savvy enough for your clients when they haven't met me yet?

N u keep bringing up the size issue. If this is a real problem for u, u shouldn't have offered me the fucking job. FYI I'm proud of who I am, and if the office culture is so superficial, then screw you all.

And don't insinuate that I'm not friendly and warm enough when u made me sit from 9 to 4 without introducing me to anyone. And how the hell am I supposed to know where the pantry is when noone brought me around the office at all? Isn't it rude of me if I just wander around by myself?

You keep telling me I have to follow house rules. Then tell me the fucking rules.

Just one day and I'm ready to run. Perhaps I will. Don't waste your time. Or mine.

Bad luck all around

2011-02-15T18:11:00.001+08:00

It's as if I stepped into a hundred years worth of dog shit.

Stuck in the middle

2011-02-02T03:33:00.001+08:00

To accept it or not. Way below my expectations. But I'm desperate. Dear God, please give me a direction.

2011

2011-01-03T04:44:00.001+08:00

May this year be a better one than 2010.

Down

2010-12-13T15:17:00.001+08:00

I give up.

2010-07-30T00:46:00.003+08:00

As we grow through the years, I think my temper has mellowed. But recently I'm feeling surges of it again.

There is only so much whining I can take. Can you stop whining about every fuck irrelevant issue which will hardly affect your life already? The world is not peachy perfect. And you know it too. Instead of whining about all the bad stuff, have you ever stopped to smell the roses, however little there might be? Or if you are really so concerned, go join politics. Migrate. Act on it instead of just plain whining.

Your whining is starting to irritate all my senses. And sometimes I have a mighty urge to shut you up. But I won't. Cos you will just cry. And then I will want to slap you. I will just go on a mini-sabbatical. Away from you.

Yes our friendship goes back a long way. Which is why I don't say much. And I value the friendship. But there is a limit to my patience. So stop taking advantage of my anything-goes nature. Stop making yourself sound pitiful, there are many people who have gone through worse. The world does not revolve around you and you alone. If you insist on being self-centered. please go seek solace somewhere else. I might have tonnes of time, but I am not interested in using it to entertain your whims and fancies.

28 years old. About mighty fucking time for you to grow up.

2010-07-07T21:39:00.001+08:00

at breaking point. I hate this job. I hate the people. I dunno who to talk to. I don't think anyone would understand.

Should i stay or should i go? I need the money. But i'm going insane staying. The people are a bunch of fucking imbeciles. Perhaps it's just me being high and mighty. But this company has a serious problem. Serious enough that all the new hires who came in with me want to leave.

I can't take it no longer. Think i'm gonna explode.

2010-04-11T05:32:00.002+08:00

I hate myself today. And maybe every other passing day.

I feel the end coming. I need to run away from it all. Again. Ran out of excuses. Tired to find new ones. I hate it. But yet I can't help it.

Pushed into a corner by myself. But I just need someone else to blame.

Perhaps it would be good to just fucking end it. Perhaps it would be better if I completely evaporated. Definitely.

2010-03-12T18:02:00.001+08:00

That familiar feeling. The monster is back to catch me again. Pulling me down with it. I cannot breathe. The walls are closing in.

2010-02-17T17:40:00.000+08:00

Bloody grumpy old fart. Worse than a woman.

Don't even start.You owe me my degree. Everytime I try and put it behind me, your bloody grumpiness and ridculous rantings bring everything back to square one.

I don't say anything not because I fear you. I just can't be bothered fighting with a childish you.

One day when I have enough money, I'll grant you your wish and move out somewhere far away.

Take your tantrums elsewhere, mister. We ain't your dogs nor your slaves.

The world doesn't owe you anything. Don't make me detest you.

2010-02-04T15:06:00.002+08:00

NO BIGGIE

Cliques are meant for young girls. And we are hardly close to it.

There are ants crawling on my desk. Where the hell is the source?

Stupid taxi driver this morning is making me feel itchy everywhere. Filthy hardly begins to describe the pathetic condition of the cab. Eew.

I am so sleepy, my eyeballs are costantly rolling to the back of my head.

Brainless doesn't even come close to some people. If you can't take the heat, then pay me the money and I will do it for you. Then you can just scoot back to where you came from.

Will 6.15pm never come?

Why is the air-con in the office so hot nowadays?

When the fark will they finally stop the drilling outide? I'm about to go nuts from the endless drilling.

I am too tired to continue typing.Yawnnnn...

2010-01-26T14:10:00.000+08:00

COUNTDOWN TO BKK!

3 more days. Wooooot!!!

2010-01-04T01:49:00.000+08:00

HEART THE LONE RANGER

Mind over matter, head over heart.

Logic, perception and awareness persevere. But when the curtains of darkness beckon,and rationality is laid to rest,that forgotten conjured fantasy returns.

Oh that big, strong facade. What really lies beneath? When did they stop caring? When did you stop feeling?

Are you afraid of the dark? Do you laugh without being happy? Your exterior shows nothing, but maybe, just maybe, a comforting shoulder would be nice.

Two lone rangers might not make a team. But when empty, ringing laughter has company,I think the joke just got funnier.

2009-11-17T02:08:00.001+08:00

Oh god, here we go again. Stupid feeling won't leave me alone. Haunting me, taunting me.

All I want to do is curl up in that little hole. Again. Me, myself and I. I don't like that feeling. But I enjoy it all at the same time.

Go away. Need need need that boost of energy. Propel you evilness away.

2009-11-09T00:39:00.000+08:00

THE LOGIC OF LIFE

I think I might have stumbled upon one of life's greater mysteries.Why do people get married? Apart from love and wanting to spend the rest of their lives together, which I'm not interested in talking about, I think people get married because that's a sure bet they have someone to talk to for life.

As I embark on my journey of the late 20s, my already-tiny circle of friends has diminished into an almost-non-existence.

Apart from my texas kakis, my msn biatches and my bawa blok minah, I don't quite know what the rest of u are up to no more.How have u been getting along? What's happening in your life?

Even when we do meet, I don't quite know what to talk about. And we just end up talking about anything and everything but about ourselves. Sad it is. I wonder if this is a natural progression in life. Is this the part where friends give way to everything else, and friendships fade away over time?

Where meeting up and phonecalls were common, and we breathed the same air, has now transpired into courtesy calls with no real exchanges and "how are you?" really means you have no idea what's going on in my life.

Perhaps I'm just feeling a little nolstalgic, thinking back on the fun girl-times. But save for my few regular cronies (you know who you are lah), where are the rest of you girls??? I miss the good ole times lah.

2009-10-26T12:30:00.002+08:00

WHAT MY XXXXX DREAM MEANS

Omg, and I thought only Sabs was capable of having such dreams. So I dreamt of me and a certain gentleman. The details are vague, but all I can remember is that we were having a party and were desperately trying to lay each other, but were being constantly interrupted by other (irritating) party guests. I can't remember if we managed to get it on eventually, but it was one hell of a hilarious dream.

What does this all mean? Am I into this guy? Or am I lusting over him? Or is the dream trying to tell me something? Damn I hate dreams. Especially when they are too good to be true. I think this just means I need to get laid. Fast. Away, celibacy, away!

2009-10-17T06:28:00.000+08:00

I value freedom. I dislike rules. If you want me to listen, hard selling will get you nowhere.

Never ever tell me you know how I should lead my life. Suggestions are welcome. Forcefeeding is not.

If you think you know what's best for me, ask me what I think. Cos when you assume, you just make an ass of u & me.

Don't nobody dare to dictate my life. The last I checked, this is MY life. I will not share it, go get your own.

Just because I have mellowed over the years doesn't mean you can make decisions for me. And I am this close to unleashing the angry monster beneath.

I'm not all evil. I know you mean well. But learn to tweak my buttons correctly and I might just stop and listen.

Just don't push me into a corner.There's not much space left. If you can't take the heat, walk away now. I love my non-picture-perfect life.I wouldn't change it for the world. So don't insist I change.

2009-10-06T14:36:00.002+08:00

HER NAME WAS LOLA

I want to be called Lola. Cos I think it's a damn hot name. Plus I want to be a showgirl. Imagine the boozing, the men... Shiokalicious.

So anyway, I digress. I think a lot of thinking needs to be done before naming your child. Luckily my parents are not jokers. Imagine if they decided to name me after my father's favourite band. Then I would be called Beegee Yeo. And because they needed the rest of the names to rhyme, Sabrina would then be Squeegee Yeo. Rowena would be erm... Orgy Yeo, and Shawn will be Pudgy Yeo.

If I ever have children, I'll give them exotic names. Like Lolita and and Ramon. So hot sounding. Ok so they sound slightly porn-ish, but they are my kids. So I'll name them any way I want.

Love,
Lola Yeo

2009-10-05T00:04:00.000+08:00

ONCE THERE LIVED A PRINCESS

The princess was continuously looking. Looking for something. That elusive feeling. But she got distracted. And after awhile, she forgot what she was looking for.

She knew that there were many other substitutes she could find. Cheap booze and a false sense of security.Loud music and neon flashing lights. Lulled into a trance, that elusive thing she lost would no longer seem as significant.

But the evil dragon would not allow the princess to slip through his clutches without a fight.Using the last of his magic powers, he transformed into a dashing knight. He truly believed noone, not even the hardened princess, would be able to resist the charms of the knight.

The princess saw the knight. Something deep inside stirred. A strangely familiar feeling which she could not quite recall. Needing a comforting shoulder, the princess turned to her pet butterfly. Alas, the butterfly had unknowingly flown away in the princess's period of debauchery.

The princess was truly lost. Fascination and trepidation all at once. All she wanted was to live happily ever after.

She thought, she pondered. And she fell asleep, not able to understand anything, but dreaming of unicorns,leprechauns, and chocolate bonbons.

2009-09-10T17:16:00.002+08:00

MY BRAIN HAS SHUT DOWN FOR THE DAY

It's official. I can't wait for 6.15pm so I can zoom out of office and head to meet my hot date for dinner. But, knowing my shit arse luck, I will suddenly be bombarded at 6pm, and be a busy bee, which will then screw up my plans of leaving on the dot. And how do I know this? Cos I have been waylaid several times since last week.

Imagine twiddling your thumbs and looking at the clock every nanosecond. And just when you secretly cheer cos it's finally 6pm, something happens. And you end up leaving at 7pm. KNN.

Imagine the irony of it all. Previously, I would whoop for joy if I could leave at 7pm. Now I cuss and swear like no tomorrow if they make me stay back 5 minutes. Yesh I have thrown the irregular hectic days behind me. Now, I am content being part of the regular rat pack. Regular hours. No OT. Fixed lunch hour. Man this is the good life.

Ooh so looking forward to dinner. Can't satisfy my ma la huo guo craving, but miso soup will have to do for now... Still looking for ma la partners for the weekend. Anyone???

OMG, 5.24pm. Exactly 51 minutes more to freedom. I smell the weekend beckoning.Quoting Sabrina, if only everyday was Saturday!

FridayFridayFridayFridayFriday. Say it 5 times for luck.

2009-08-28T14:28:00.002+08:00

THE START TO A HAPPENING FRIDAY

Scene 1:
Woke up at 6.55am, and rushed out of the room to use the toilet (running late by 10 min), only to realise my dad was inside. So patient me decided to wait. Just fyi, my family has a toilet schedule of sorts, so that noone eats into another person's personal morning toilet times. So I wait. And wait. And he emerges at 7.25am (running late by 25 min)!!!!

Conclusion: 35 min late

Scene 2:
Ran down to my favourite mama shop to buy my usual currypuff breakfast, and horrors of horrors, there were NO currypuffs (wasted 5 min + no breakfast)!!!! Walked out to get a cab and managed to get my favourite type of taxi uncle. The sloooooooowwwww and chillax kiind. Refused to go above 80km/h, and left a berth of an airplane between him and the car in front. Uncle, hello??? U think I going on holiday ah? Pui!

So nvm, we eventually reached the Paya Lebar exit, and farking hell, big-ass jam. One lane was moving quite fast, the other was at a complete standstill. Guess which lane my uncle took ah? Make a guess, come on! Yeap, without a doubt, he took the lane which was not moving... I was there at 8.45am. And I was still there at 9.05am (time wasted: 20 min)! By this time I'm simmering, so I asked the uncle to take the other lane. And the moment I did that, the lane I was originally in started moving like a hurricane, and the lane he cut into stopped moving!! And this uncle had no initiative to cut back! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Finally reached office at 9.15am with a whopping cabfare of 18 buckaroos. And late does not exist in my company's dictionary. And I blame it all on the uncle. Bloody hell.

Scene 3:
Went to da bao lunch and decided to treat myself to orange-pineapple juice. Love it that they do it on the spot. Saw an orange piece fly between the juicer and the grimy wall. And guess what? The fruit juice man picked it and threw it back into the juicer. And me being the bo chap person I am, took without making any noise, and proceeded to finish every single drop of it!

Scene 4:
Picked at a pimple on my face after lunch. Mistake. My concealer refuses to hide this monstrous growth. And now I'm desperate.

Well, at least the day can only get better, no?? *crosses fingers*

2009-08-27T16:50:00.002+08:00

SYSTEM SHUTDOWN

My brain has switched off for the day. I'm turning into froth. Waiting for 6.15... Just 1 hour odd more. Woooooot!

I wonder if tihs sort of life is detrimental. I come to work and really work sooooo slowly. Just because I don't wish to be bored. Perhaps it's only the honeymoon period now. Gimme a few months. I might be begging for space. Like the extreme space I am enjoying right now.

Yes it's Friday tomorrow!!!! Yet the end of another unproductive week... Everyday I come to work and look forward to lunch. And after lunch I look forward to knocking off. I could get used to this I suppose. But Shira says it will make me sloooooooowwwww. And I'll never be able to work hard again. Lol.

Luckily I'm seated right at the back. Or I will dieeeee. Cos if there are people looking, I can't exactly slack the way I'm slacking now.

When is payday?????? I'm so broke I'm dying...

Yay Christmas is coming!!!! Can't wait.

To take up something new or not? Choices choices choices...

Surprisingly, I've started work over a month now. Feels just like yesterday, considering I know a grand total of not more than 10 people. Lol. I'm a bit like the invisible woman around here. But I quite like it. Noone to bug me unnecessarily...

But commuting is still a bitch. They need to think of something to make that darn overhead bridge shorter. Or remove one of those office buildings blocking my path from my office. Poor me has to go around them buildings everyday. WTF?!?!?!

Yes! 5pm! Wooooooooooooot! Can't wait!!!!

2009-08-25T17:45:00.002+08:00

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Yayyy! Just changed my blog skin. Yesh, I am that bored.

Woo hoooooo! Half an hour to the end of a cumbersome Tuesday... Just 3 more days to the weekend!!!

OMG, I'm sounding pathetic. But oh welllllllll....

Wah hungry like hell. Feel like fainting...

2009-08-21T13:56:00.002+08:00

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY

And the only reason why I am saying this is because I really should be home sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping... What bee-yoo-ti-ful weather if you are home. Terrible if you need to carry an umbrella and still get drenched. At least my umbrella has such a unique property.

Oh and it's Friday!!!!!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!! Favourite day of the week after Saturday lah!!!!

And in case you were wondering, yup, I am feeling chipper. Nothing can get me down. Whyyyyyyyy???? Cos it's Fridaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

*pauses to high five myself*

And it's 2pm. Only 4 hr 15 min more to my damn unhappening weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooo hoooooooooo!!!!

I am on an unnatural high. Perhaps I've been O.D.ing on Fisherman's Friend. And can someone enlighten me as to why it's called Fisherman's Friend? Cos it was invented by a fisherman? Or only fishermen can eat it? Haha then you can call me Fisherman Yeo Yeo Yeo!!! Oooohhhhhh, maybe, just maybe, fishermen have stinky breath??? Or the sweets are actually MADE FROM FISH!?!?!?!?

Ok so I checked the website. And they are actually meant for coughs and stuff.... Wahhhhh u learn something new everyday yah?

*pats self on back*

2009-08-20T10:41:00.003+08:00

FOR LACK OF SOMETHING TO DO AKA ETERNAL RAMBLINGS WHICH DO NOT LINK

Yaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnn... The pace here is slooooooooowwww. Either that or I am used to running around like a frenzied chicken. Not that I am really complaining. OT is non-existent here (at least for now).

I have to master the act of stepping on broken glass. It's a war zone here. Only they don't use physical weapons of destruction. Who's a friend? Who's foe? No point pondering over it. Better off eating my ham and cheese pseudo-sandwich. And why is it a pseudo-sandwich, you ask? Simply cos there's only ham and cheese. No veges, no dressing, no butter. Just a back-to-basics ham and cheese sandwich.

Talking about sandwich, I attempted a no-carb diet. And lasted a grand total of half a day. *pats self on back*. I wanna diet cos I wanna look like Kate Moss. Ok I'm kidding. I skipped lunch yesterday cos I'm broke. Not just normal broke. But flat broke. You can call me Beggar Yeo.

I will try my utmost best to go home straight after work everyday. Cos I'm broke. And cos it's the Hungry Ghost Festival. And I would talk cock on this topic, but my mother says no talking of nonsense is allowed, so next.

Why am I feeling so thirsty today? I've guzzled down 711ml of water since I stepped into the office. And I know the exact amount, cos my pathetic Starbucks tumbler can only hold 237ml. Why 237ml, I've always wondered? Shouldn't it be a nice round number??? Speaking of Starbucks tumbler, anyone wanna get me a bigger one which looks exactly like a Starbucks disposable cold drink cup? I HEART IT. =D

OMG I'm falling asleep. Today is such a sleepy day. And I'm not doing my work cos I left my brains at home. Ok I could go on forever, but I need to go twiddle my thumbs now. Toodles...

2009-05-22T03:14:00.002+08:00

When someday comes...
My dreams will all come true. I will lead a different life. I will not be what I am now.

And if someday never comes, there's always one day. When will one day come? Run, run, running. Caught you. Or so I thought. Run, run, running away. Away from myself.

Someday, one day. When will they come? They definitely missed me for 27 years of days. Or perhaps I missed them when they came around.

2009-03-18T01:21:00.002+08:00

i hate it when i'm like this. But i can't help doing this. I'm some sort of sick sadist.

I appreciate you guys not running. But when i'm like this, i just dunno how to behave. Dunno what to say. I'm hardly the best company, and that's why i choose to run away.

Don get me wrong. I ignore u only cos i fear i'll turn u off. The problem's entirely mine. I can't change just cos i want to. This has become an incurable habit.

Escape escape. I wanna touch the clouds. Are they soft and fluffy? Or are they just a cheap farce, like my life? It's a sickness. And it's killing me cos i dunno what to do about it.

2009-03-13T13:06:00.004+08:00

A sorry mess in deed.
You need help. Maybe I do.
What have you gotten yourself into?
How will you pull yourself out of this?
Who can you blame?
What the hell are you doing?
God save me. Or have you given up too?

2009-03-03T23:16:00.003+08:00

First blog post from my phone... Whee!!! The wonders of technology! Anyhow, a rainbow I caught outside my office. A sign of better times to come, hopefully??

2009-02-24T21:49:00.002+08:00

BAD DAY

Got screamed at by the boss. Feel like puking. Pissed off. I should let it slide. But can I?

How long before I cave in? How long before I raise the white flag? Too many people have come and go. Crossing my fingers, hoping I won't be the next.

Fuck-A-Ding-Dang-Doo. Tomorrow'd best be a better day.

2009-01-26T00:33:00.002+08:00

As The Moooooo Year Beckons...

I wish for good health and high spirits for everyone around me.

I hope for prosperity.

I pray my job lasts. For a long long time.

I hope I find myself peace and salvation.

I hope to have an abundance of mooooo-lah.

I will try to stick strictly to my skincare regime.

I think I'm getting old. But I will not fret. Bring it onnnnnnnn!!!!!

I think I should get a mail order groom.

I will strive to not nua in bed after the alarm rings every morning.

I can't wait for the gambling to begin. Woooooooot!!!

2008-12-01T00:38:00.002+08:00

CHECKMATE.

Die if you move. Die if you don't. Either way, you lose.

I have reached a stalemate in my life. I am unhappy. Very unhappy.

Could this be a mid-life crisis? The tears won't come. That feeling of impending doom makes me feel like puking. And it's all stuck in me. That tight feeling in my chest. It will not come out no matter how hard I try.

Perhaps it's God's way of telling me to pay my dues.

You reap what you sow. You deserve everything you got. You have noone to blame but yourself. In other words, screw yourself.

What in the world am I doing with my life?

God, please give me a new life. A new brain. A new motivation. A new chance. A new me. Or perhaps it's better if you just leave me to die. Cos I've already dug a grave for myself. A grave so deep I can't climb out of it. A grave so big I don't feel like climbing out of it.

I am very very tired.

I am sick of being fucked up. I am sick of fucking up. But yet I still fuck myself up all the time. I am a fucking moron.

2008-10-27T01:28:00.003+08:00

FRIGGING TIRED... THANK GOD FOR THE HOLIDAY TOMORROW. I NEED A FOOT MASSAGE. BACK TO THE BUSY BEE SCHEDULE ON TUESDAY.

WILL.WATCH.A.DVD.NOW.EVEN.THOUGH.I.AM.FUCKING.TIRED.

MUST.MAKE.FULL.USE.OF.MY.FREE.TIME.

*yawn

2008-10-05T20:36:00.003+08:00

An unedited message from the ex to me on Friendster on 28 Sep '08

"ya i'm not hot.. i know it.. maybe i'm stuck in e same era.. but i got a stable job and i'm doing well.. i'm definitely RICHER without u.. u have no right to condemn me cuz u ain't any better. i saw ur friendster by accident and yes, the girl i'm looking for is definitely not u.. i've never said anything negative abt u to any of my frens after we broke up so pls, dun do e same.. wats wrong with wearing a beanie?? so.. pls look into e mirror and look at urself before u wan to say anything negative abt other pple.. and oh, there's a few things i'm definitely better than u.. i dun job hop, i dun criticize others unnecessarily and i DO have savings in my bank acc.."

(For reference, please refer to my blog entry on 28 Mar '08.)

LOL.

Glad you're snooping around on my blog. Enjoy.

2008-10-01T02:09:00.001+08:00

DRINKING IS BAD FOR HEALTH

I should quit drinking. I think my liver's combusted. There's an alien living in my head. He's doing the jitterbug. Together with his entire neighbourhood.

2008-09-27T13:19:00.004+08:00

NO RACIST COMMENTS PLEASE, I'M CHINESE

Can I just say I hate taxi drivers and queue-cutters?!?!?!?!

Yesterday was a horrid day. First, I waited for almost half an hour for a cab. And the cab booking hotline was engaged. And they complain they don't get enough money. They complain they don't get customers. WTF. Of cos it was compounded by the fact that these two apnn whores stood in front of me, pretending to be chatting, after I had been waiting for only a gazillion years, but then waved their hands violently whenever a taxi passed.

And after I finally took a bus two stops away to get a cab, I met with the mother of all traffic jams. And ended up being an hour late for work. A perfect start to a wonderful day.

Cue part 2, after work, I had to STAND all the way back to Tampines, when I usually get a seat. And horror of all horrors, a farking annoying APNN kid was screaming, crying, kicking all the way. If only I could kick IT off the bus.

So after dinner with the siblings, I decided I was tired and wanted to cab home. And blame it on my fate with APNNs and fuckers who come from the Land Of No Manners, at least 6 people cut my queue to snatch MY cab. And at least 2 of them were APNNs. Apparently Singapore's courtesy campaign is NOT WORKING. Cos courtesy DOES NOT get you anywhere else but Land of Pissdom.

Oh, and it didn't help that the few taxis which were empty either whizzed past me like I was Casper, or they slowed down only to speed off when they told them I was going to Tampines. Hello???? Like Tampines to Tampines will take up only 5 minutes of your precious time, and won't cause a big detour, since you are going to BEDOK or ORCHARD ok? Fuckers. I even remember one of your licence plates.

Comfort cab 2174. I'm watching you.

Oh and you APNNS who cut my queue, I will not make racist comments, cos I'm against racism. And also cos Big Brother might be watching. But as we Cheenas would say, "Eh, your mudder never teach you manners, si bo? Knnbccb!"

2008-09-18T00:02:00.002+08:00

RANDOM THOUGHTS

OMG! I just realised my last post was in July! Many things have happened... So many I don't even know when to begin.

I lost my job. I just got a new one. I'm starting Monday.

I've been pondering on the fragileness of life. How soon people come and go. All in the blink of an eye. Birth, life, death.

Worries are endless. They multiply with your age.

So many brouhahas in the world today. The economy is taking a nosedive. The world is probably coming to an end.

I need a new handphone. To say that my handphone is royally screwed is being too kind. If you can't reach me, blame it on my trusty N73.

Sabs is away in Hong Kong. She's probably slaving.

I am hungry. Wonder if there's any food in the fridge.

I am almost a hermit.

I need new shoes. A new bag. A new wallet. No money...

I can't imagine ever touching another drop of alcohol again after that that nasty Saturday, aka Mal's bdae thing. Vodka is E-V-I-L. Worst hangover ever. Puked puked puked. And I can never look orange and cranberry juice in the eye ever again.

I can't remember how most of my friends look like.

2008-07-30T22:20:00.002+08:00

I Heart Stupid Quizzes

1. Who are you currently texting?
> No one cos' my phone has decided to follow the aliens home.

2. Who was the last person you kissed?
> Erm, in my dreams, many sia... In reality, I think I've been slobbering all over my bolster.

3. Are you dating them?
> If my bolster looked a little more presentable, I wouldn't mind.

4. When was the last time you were truly happy with your life?
> I used to be happy from Friday to Sunday. But now that my weekends are as extinct as the dodo bird, I think whiskey green tea will suffice.

5. When's the last time you showered?
> This morning before I left for work. Yah I don't bathe when I come home after work cos I'm trying to help save water. After all, I'll bathe again tomorrow morning.

6. If you're single, why?
> Wah piang. Have you seen the men around recently? I'll be royally #%^&ed if I ever end up with the likes of the scumbag I used to date. *shudder* Oh, and the few hot men that I spot are gay. Tough life I lead. Single single single..... Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. What did you do at your lowest point in life? How did/will you overcome it?
> Sleep. Fag. Eat. Watch TV.
> Sleep/fag/eat/watch it off. After awhile, you kinda forget that point.

8. What were the last two TV shows you watched?
> Sayang Sayang & that Chinese beach volleyball show.

9. Who's a celebrity you find extremely attractive?
> Taboo from BEP can rock my boat anytime.

10. When was the last time you saw your number 1?
> Ermmm, when I looked at my reflection at work just now?

13. Last kind of cereal that you ate?
> Dunno. Probably Koko Crunch. Cos that's practically all my mother buys. Even though I personally prefer Coco Pops.

14. Have you ever cried and didn't know why?
> No not really. I'm not a very emo person. But recently I cry when I watch sad shows. Think this new-found sensitivity comes with age.

15. What are you wearing on your feet?
> A gigantasaurus blister.

16. Who was the last person you slept in a bed with?
> My ever-loyal bolster.

17. What year was your worst school picture taken?
> Every school year's picture was a horror. In fact, I have pictures from just a couple of years ago that look like scenes out of Freddie Krueger movies.

18. Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
> Yup. I WANT to leave work ON THE DOT.

19. Do you like your name?
> I HEART IT.

21. What was the last thing you drew on?
> Some scrap piece of paper at work.

22. Do you feel lonely at times?
> With loonbins as family, you'll never be lonely.

23. Who was the last person to make you happy?
> The last person who offered me an alcoholic drink.

24. Do you have feelings for anyone, and if so, do they know?
> I have the hots for many people. I HEART Adriel. I HEART Mal's cousin. I HEART my tattoo artist. I could go on and on. But then, everyone already knows.

25. Things you first notice about the opposite sex:
> Height

26.What usually causes your fights with your friends?
> Too old, too busy. We just bitch a lot, I think.

27. Have you ever dated someone so ugly that everyone kept making fun of them?
> Y-E-S.

28. Do you like being in pictures?
> Yabba!!!!!!

29. Who was the last person you've seen throw up in person?
> Hmmmmmmmm, I think it would have to be Colin Chang Qing Xian!!!!

30. Have you ever been more attracted to a significant other's sibling than them?> No, but I have been attracted by a significant other's buddy. Wooooot!!!!!

31. What is the last fun thing you did?
> Got high. Waaaaaay back in the year 1845.

32. Do you tend to fall for people easily?
> Yup. And I'm such a good multi-tasker, I can fall for many people at the same time too.

33. Have you spent more time in your life single, or in a relationship?
> Single. And I'm definitely not complaining.

34. Is your bed room window open?
> No, cos more dust will settle in my already dust-filled room.

35. Do you have any tattoos, if so which hurt the most?
> Yabba! And the one that hurt the most was the one on my wrist, when I had to say goodbye to my tattoo artist. Sob.

36. Where is your heart?
> Eaten by a dog.

37. Who was the last person you shared a blanket with?
> Me, myself and I.

38. Do you know anyone with a lisp?
> Yeah, apparently you are reading her blog right now.

39. Who was the last person to call, what did they call for, and how long did it take?
> One of my vendors. And obviously it was work-related. Yawnnnn...

40. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say, from who?
> "Knock knock! i'm here already", from my MIA dude, Mr Darren Wong Twee Xiang.

41. Would you rather be cheated with, or on?
> Cheated with, obviously!

42. How many drugs have you done in the last 7 days?
> Nada. I am not a druggie kinda person.

43. Who was the last person to make fun of you?
> It must definitely be Sabrina Yeo Hui Ling.

44. What was the last movie you watched?
> Sex and the City

45. Do you like talking on the phone?
> Not when the person on the other end sounds like an alien... I sooooo neeeeed a new phone....

Just giving my two cent worth, you know what I just realised? There's no question no. 20 in this entire quiz!! Zzzzzzzz.....

2008-07-30T21:48:00.002+08:00

10 Reasons Why I'm a Drama Baba

1. My phone is totally screwed, but I have no money to get a new one. Hence, everyone sounds like ET and the phone eats up my messages before I can read them.

2. So many of my Saturdays have been burnt I don't even see the joy of weekends. Weekends? What weekends? I have worked three weeks straight. At times like this, I wish I could just marry a rich man and cook dinner for him.

3. I'm down to $4 in my purse. Which means I have to eat economical bee hoon for lunch tomorrow. And drink water from the tap. Oh wait a minute. I'm richer by a bit. I forgot about the $3.27 I have in my bank. Whee.

4. Payday is a gabazillion years away. Plus my boss's damn fast speed of giving us our paycheques, I think I will be paid in 2044.

5. I don't think I can make it for Mal's bridesmaid fitting with the tailor cos I have yet another event to run. Zzzzz...

6. I really cannot tahan my bitchy client, who shall not be named. I think they were sent here to punish me.

7. I have the mother of all blisters on my left foot. And I got it from wearing Birks. The atrocity of it all. I will go buy a pair of blue-and-white Japanese slippers when I get my pay.

8. I have to be at work in less than 12 hours from now.

9. My face is as smooth as a toilet brush.

10. I am deprived of alcohol. The closest I've gotten to alcohol in weeks is a dark liquid commonly known as root beer.

2008-07-19T20:09:00.002+08:00

RED AS A LOBSTER

I'm burnt. Literally. And no I didn't go tanning. If I keep at this job, I'll soon be burnt to a crisp.

Anyways, my Stamford Green event is finally over!!!!! Whoop-dee-doo!!! Everything kinda went smoothly, thank God. Plus I got to see a really hot guy. Bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now for my next project. Grrrrrr...

So frigging shacked. And not even cos I was frolicking in bed can?

Eyeballs gonna drop out... One weekend burnt. Many more to come... Yawn...

2008-07-14T21:40:00.002+08:00

MIA

And no, that's not the name of my new girlfriend. Due to popular demand, I'm blogging. Even though I have nothing much to talk about.

Except that I'm swamped with work. Cross my fingers. Wish me luck. Too many things happening at work. And not all of them are good. Gimme the determination.

Until I have more inspiration. Right now, I can only think of my bed. Toodles~~

2008-06-07T18:11:00.002+08:00

Q.U.E.E.N.

It is now official. I am the Queen of Boredom. I have zero plans, zero mood for anything & everything. Zzzzz...

2008-05-29T22:22:00.002+08:00

HELLO HELLO HELLO!!!!!

I eloped to China with my Italian stud and we are currently raising cows and tilling the land for rice.

So I lied. Zzzz.

Work is crazy crazy crazy. Many ups and downs. But hopefully, I can survive. The people are splendid though. We're like a United Colours of Benetton ad. Don 't screw up don't screw up don't screw up.

2008-05-09T23:40:00.002+08:00

ON WORK AND MORE WORK

I'm currently enjoying work, even though the office setup is waaaaaaaaaaay small. My boss is gay, I'm the minority race in the office, I'm the minority gender in the office.... And the list goes on.

On the downside, there are bitchy clients, my boss has erratic mood swings, my feet hurt from those bloody heels... But I'll survive.

I'm loving it! Never thought there would be a day I would actually say something like that. Cross my fingers...

2008-04-25T22:51:00.000+08:00

THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FUCKER LIVES IN MY HOUSE. AND I AM NOT HIM.

2008-04-25T21:55:00.002+08:00

What a Friday

So, busy busy busy at work. Didn't have time for lunch. Had dinner, came back, and then... A storm approaches.

What the fuck. Working like a dog. And come home and feel like I owe the world something.

Fuck fuck fuck.

2008-04-09T11:51:00.001+08:00

NEW START

After the brouhaha with the previous company, I start work tomorrow with another company. Wish me luck.

Last day of freedom and bumming.

2008-04-07T19:29:00.002+08:00

WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

So everyone, I was supposed to start work tomorrow right? Well I lost the job before I even started.

It's a long story and I'm really not in the mood to talk about it now. All I can say is, I'm tres pissed and tres tired.

Could my life hit a new low?

2008-04-06T23:03:00.002+08:00

RAMBLINGS ABOUT LOVE

Got my wrist tatt done finally. Brings the total count to three. Can't wait to get more. Wheeee!! but from now on, they must all be done by the same guy, the current object of my attention.

Playing hide-and-seek at home. Haha. not like I can hide it forever. But better later then now.

Anyways, that's a digression. I'm in love. With my tattoo artist. Or at least with the prototype of that sort of man. For that brief moment when I was so so close to him, I felt like I was on a date lah. And hell, what I wouldn't give to bed him and have his children. Even though he's 10 years older. Who cares??? Hahaha... Which brings me to my next point - I haven't had a man since, like forever. Call 999. I need one. Pronto. So I digress.

He's actually the same guy who did my first tatt like 7 years ago. Then he was moody. Perhaps age has sort of softened him. Lovely lovely lovely man... So nice, so hot, so charming. Luckily I wasn't on alcohol yesterday. I would have raped him there and then.

So I realised the ideal man that I've been looking for never really changed over the years. I still want the same sort of guy: piercings, tattoos, drinks, fags, bad boy, laidback. These kinda guys make me swoon (Side point to note: that's why I love all the Miami Ink guys). So after my trip to Far East yesterday after a gabazillion years, I figured that's probably the place where I'll find my dream guy.

My heart is thumping non-stop. I think this is love.

2008-04-02T11:49:00.002+08:00

RE-EMPLOYED

I got a job job job. About time time time. I'm freaking out out out. Hope the people are nice nice nice. End of break break break.

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttt!!

Ok so I like need to do everything this week before I start work next Tuesday. Like mahjong, drinking, everything! Call me!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cross your fingers, knees and toes*

2008-03-31T01:35:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

I am officially 26. Woot. I feel the same.

But that aside, thank you one and all for celebrating my birthday last night. I had a smashing (smashed) great time! If only all of you could have stayed all the way....

And thank you for the pressies! =D

Pictures out soon, when I can be bothered to upload them.

Nuff said. Time to go make my resolutions for the year. Not.

2008-03-28T02:26:00.002+08:00

AS I WENT A-SNOOPING

Remember Ivan? Hands up, those who just went "I- who?".

Came across his Friendster profile, thanks to Sabrina who told me about it. See, she's the bigger snooper in da house. Me? I just spend my time playing Maple and Audition. But I digress.

Anyways, cue back to a gabazillion years back to when I was still with him (The horrific memories are returning to haunt me). Then, he was a certain way. And he still is. And there is nothing good in this, trust me.

As Jamie asked me, "Are you not affected seeing him on Friendster?" And as I told her, seriously, no. That part of me wanting to spend the rest of my life with him died a long time ago (I don't recall when).

But, I would rather he didn't re-appear, even if it's only through Friendster. You know, there are just certain things in life I would rather live without. Like him lamenting on Friendster about mistakes that he has made, or the girl he has been searching for (who is obviously not me, duh!). Oh and to add to the atrocities of it all, he actually viewed my profile! Without making himself anonymous! WTF!?!??!?! I've been raped of my privacy.

He is not supposed to know anything about me anymore!!! Luckily I am such an exhibitionist and showoff that I love it when people view my pictures... And consider me doubly lucky because his pictures are B-O-R-I-N-G and he is still not hot.

Doesn't everyone wish your ex would suffer a miserable life without you being in his life??? Or am I the only one who's going to hell?

Back to my story, it's been many years since that part of my life has ceased to exist, and he is still stuck in the same era. Thank god it ended then. I could never go out with someone (in present-time) who wears a beanie. I could list a hundred more reasons but I shall not bore you.

Ok so I'm just moaning and groaning, mainly because I am bored and can't sleep. But COLIN?!?!??! He is directly linked to your Friendster!!!! Luckily I have gotten over the "family betrayal" phase, so you are forgiven.

Lalala so I'm being mean. So sue me. Ok time to stop talking about this. This is wasting too much of my precious blog space. Time to spend some time with my lover, Mr DS. Wheeee!!!!

2008-03-07T00:59:00.005+08:00

MOTHER OF ALL CRAMPS AND EVERTHING ABOUT CHALETS & ADULTHOOD

And there I was thinking I was suffering from some strange chronic disease. That dull throbbing pain in the abdominal area. Was prepared to start drafting a will, bequeathing my CDs and books to all my loved ones (No $$$ involved, cos I have none...).

And it turns out, I am only surfing the crimson wave. Yet again too soon. Like hello!?!?!??! I just had it last month! I'm supposed to be having irregular periods. And I am used to irregular periods. So Auntie Crimson, you really don't need to pay me such frequent visits. Now, my life has been majorly disrupted. Shawn's birthday chalet is this coming Monday. And I highly doubt I'll be able to go to Wild Wild Wet as planned. Shucks. Now what da hell am I gonna do in between stuffing my face with chicken wings??? Sigh... Jackpot room, here I come... (Yet another sign that I have hit adulthood.)

Which brings me to my next point. You know you've hit adulthood when you are excited to go for a chalet because... Well just because it's been a long time since any of your friends had one. And you know you belong to "Club Senior (Citizens)" when you no longer try to catch the attention of the Ah Bengs from the chalet next door by repeatedly sashaying to the vending machine to get a drink even when you are not thirsty, hoping they'll 'zoot' you as you pass.

And what makes adulthood the most obvious? You no longer have to sneak bottles of alcohol to chalets and show (off) that you are damn mature cos you can knock back three bottles of fizzy drinks that they pass off as liquor from 7-11. Instead, you can openly swig from a beer can. In front of your parents. Hell, together with your parents.

Except, I think I'll pass on drinking. Gimme 10 more chicken wings instead. Thank you.

And I hope there are no Ah Bengs next door come the chalet on Monday. No 'zoot-ing' allowed, unless you are an Ah Beng in the age range of 26-30. But then you won't be an Ah Beng no more. You will be an over-the-hill-Lao-Beng. Just my cup of tea.

2008-03-05T00:44:00.002+08:00

THE CALLING

After going round the mulberry bush, I am back to square. Plunging into something that I am so not familiar with.

But then again, could this be my calling? After so many times of not bothering, I have decided to take the plunge this time. After all, what do I have to lose?

Either way, I could probably take this as a learning experience. And if I actually manage to ace these papers, hey hey hey, perhaps I can work my way to be part of the million-dollar-round-table?

Hey, a girl is entitled to dream.

That doesn't mean I'm not getting a job. I'm still looking. And waiting. But I shall strive to try and make this work at the same time. If it does, hurray!

And if everything goes well and I manage to pass within two weeks, please don't avoid me like the plague. I will not bug you. I promise.

2008-02-27T00:57:00.002+08:00

EDISON CHEN & HIS MANY BANGS

Is anyone really feeling sympathy for Edison Chen's many ladies? Especially Gillian "I-am-so-virginal" Cheung. From the pics, she looked like the most sated and horniest bitch of them all. Excuse my language. I really cannot stand her face. Or her many fiasco involving a certain pinhole camera in a Genting changing room, where you could only see her armpit and bra, apparently robbing her of her modesty.

I do not understand this brouhaha. What I would give to be in Edison Chen's bed! You mean you won't? Hello, he's only like one of the hottest Chinese men around...

And these stoooopiiiiiiid gals are now crying wolf when they certainly didn't look like they were forced into taking those very amateurish photos. No wonder men always say that women are snakes. Hell, I'm female and I happen to think most women are snakes (me included, wahahaha...)

Moral of the story: Edison, you should be very careful who you take photos of. Especially if they claim to be innocent, virginal sweet young 'uns.

You know where to find me, stud. Take me anytime, anywhere...

2008-02-24T17:33:00.004+08:00

WHAT IS LOVE?

Define me love.

Is love about getting married because he/she's the one? Or is it because that's the next logical step in the relationship?

Can a couple who don't marry stay in love forever? If they can, then what's the big deal about marriage?

Is marriage the tombstone of love? Or does it make you love your other half more?

Is love and lust independent of each other? Does it make a difference whether you are a man or woman?

Does loving someone mean that you will forgive your other half no matter what he/she did?

Is physical betrayal worse than emotional betrayal?

Can you sleep peacefully at night?

What would you do if it was him/her who betrayed you? Have you put ever yourself in his/her shoes?

I am disillusioned by love. Or maybe I am disillusioned by people. This is not the type of love I thought it was. Or what I thought I would want. I'd rather be alone.

I used to have dreams. I used to be encouraged looking at the many couples around me. I used to wish I had a relationship like theirs. I changed my mind. I'm better off alone, thank you.

Maybe our outlook on love is different. Perhaps we have different values. Perhaps it's not that big a deal to you. But it is to me. My heart bleeds. It bleeds for the relationship which I once rooted for as my ideal relationship.

But I choose to shut up. Not because it's your life. But because we are friends. And only because I hope you won't do something so stupid ever again. Your other half never deserved this.

2008-02-22T12:30:00.002+08:00

SO MANY WANTS

Gonna be the end of Feb. And STILL no job.

Want a man. But only for kicks. Any eligible angmoh men for rent? Have taken a recent interest in them. Why? Cos one, I really don like Chinese men, two I have lost interest in Indian men. Three, cos I STILL can't find myself a grago man. Oh and four (as I have been telling Sabs), we could have beeeeyoooooootiiiifuuuuuul children together.

The weekend beckons. And I have no plans. Woot. My life's a blast.

In need of money. But I refuse to buy Toto or 4-D. Cos with my shit ass luck, I will never make a cent. Plus me being a math whiz, it doesn't take too much to count the probability of me winning is like 1 in a million. And I'm being generous at this estimation.

Argggghhhhhh Mal's wedding is approaching. And I don't even have a dollar a day to save... Bottomline: Need a job. Pronto. Or a rich man. Pronto pronto.

Lalalalalala... Hello Ah Chek... Are you reading blogs again? Hahahaha...

2008-01-30T16:00:00.000+08:00

I DID IT!!!

Whilst waiting for that (still not coming) elusive phonecall, I managed to create this new look for my blog. All. By. Myself. (Gives herself a pat on the back). Woot!!!!

Ok what to do next to distract myself???????

2008-01-30T15:01:00.000+08:00

BLOODY HELL

The call is one day overdue. All that waiting for nothing??!?!?!?!?! Fish-a-ding-dang-doo. I emailed the lady yesterday, but no response yet. And I can't seem overly eager, so I can't call her, not today at least. Crap.

Now I have to start the whole tiresome job process again. Moral of story? Never ever wait for them to call you back, even if they promise to. Just go ahead with applying for everything else anyways, aka, don't be like me...

I fell stupid with a capital S-T-U-P-I-D. Arggghhhhhhh....

2008-01-25T00:14:00.000+08:00

ENDLESS WAITING

I should be used to this by now. Waiting for a phonecall that never comes. Being rejected via email starting with "We regret to inform you that you have not been shortlisted ...... We wish you all the best". Yeah whatever.

But what happens when they tell you they'll let you know if you've got the job next Tuesday???? Then you just wait. Restlessly. Feeling like this. Like me.

Do I get it? Do I not? Please let me get it. Only because I have no more money.

If you see me selling tissue paper at the MRT station after next Tuesday, you will automatically know the answer. Please don't walk away if you see me.

I will give you an extra packet free. Only because we are friends.

2008-01-11T13:34:00.000+08:00

2008. SAME OLD DIFFERENCE.

No big hairy deal. So it's a brand new year. Feels kinda old if you ask me. Or maybe it's just me. Anyone feels different?

Gimme a job. Gimme that job. He's kinda hot. Would make going to work worthwhile. Cross my fingers. Cross my toes.

2007-12-25T13:53:00.000+08:00

CHRISTMAS 2007 KICKED ASS!!!

A long time it has been... Haven't had so much fun in a long while... Thanks for organising it Jamie!! Oh and I just realised I didn't dabao the ham this year. Hehe...

Girls (& guys) at their craziest. Food and drinks galore. Drank like fishies. Ate like piggies. Photo-taking like it was graduation day.

Thanks for the presents, Mal, Sabs, Shira. :o)

Oh and yesh, Annissa too, for my beeeeeeeelaaaaaaaaaaatteeeeedddddd birthday present... :D

A pity not everyone was there... But for the rest who were, you guys rocked lah. Pictures on their way out... Stay tuned to this spot for a lil crazy video action. Hur hur hur.

What else can I say, but, I'm looking forward to next year already... Yay yay yay...

MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!!

Alvin & The Chipmunks Rocks!!!!

2007-12-23T16:44:00.000+08:00

Alvin & The Chipmunks Rocks!!!! La di da...Go catch it. They are too cute to be true...

Went for a family bonding session today. Breakfast, a movie, lunch, window shopping... La di da... All without sleeping last night.

I am tres shacked out... Yawn...

And I still haven't fixed my father's network adapter thinggie. So irritating. Gotta make YET another trip down to Challenger tomorrow. My gawd. Please let the Challenger man fix it tomorrow. Sighhhh...

Ok time to maple again.

Goodbye...

2007-12-12T14:17:00.000+08:00

Goodbye Mama.

I will miss you.

Bowling Blind

2007-11-23T02:11:00.000+08:00

Was watching this Taiwanese bowling gameshow, when to my utmost shock, I saw Chen Weilian, ie. The 1st blind Project Superstar winner on the show.

Now I have nothing against him, in fact, I think he's come a long way and I give it to him. Question I have for his agent though, it is obvious he went on the show to plug his album. But bowling?!?!?!?!?

It was so obvious everyone else on the show was feeling rather awkward. They totally didn't know how to act in front of him. He was a good sport, no doubt, poking fun at himself. Wasn't too sure about everyone else present though. And obviously he bowled straight into the gutter. And his 2 minutes of airtime ended just like that.

My point is, there must be a gabazillion other shows that his agent could arrange for him to go on, but he had to choose one which further highlighted his inability to see.

I don't understand this at all. Someone enlighten me.

Yup perhaps I am too bored at home with nothing better to do, thus I'm thinking too far and too deep into everything they show on telly.

But tell me this is a crazy world out there.

JUST ME & MY NEW FOUND BEST FRIEND

2007-11-19T03:20:00.000+08:00

It's official. I have found myself a new best friend.

She's red. And she's hot. She accompanies me through all my lonely nights. She entertains me when I'm bored.

Now I no longer have the urge to complain that I have nothing better to do.

My days ahead... So much happiness awaits...

Thank you Nintendo!!!

THE MONSTER STRIKES AGAIN

2007-11-13T22:24:00.000+08:00

Feeling angsty. Irritated by life. Irritated by myself.

I would like to go back into advertising. Or A&P. Just something that I am mre familiar with. Something whereby I am more familiar with. Something where people actually speak English.

On the job hunt yet again. History repeats itself all the time.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

2007-10-28T20:04:00.000+08:00

Woot!!! Halloween rocked. Ok, so the bus tour wasn't that great a deal, cos the places were kinda blah. But the most fun was of cos, the bus itself.

Went to Zouk after that. Wasn't that spectacular. Shacked out. Sunday too soon.

Took many many pictures. Woo hoo!!! Will upload them soon...

Starring Me, Me, Me

2007-10-21T19:52:00.000+08:00

Met the mother of all stooooooooooooooooopiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddd taxi drivers (or rather, Row met him whilst I was ranting and raving on the other end of the phone, screaming for her to put me on speaker phone, so that Ic ould give the dimwit a piece of my mind). I think he got freaked cos he told Row to get off his cab without paying the cab fare. Which was good. Cos if he had managed to find my office (Row was supposed to pick me), blood would have been shed. And I mean his blood. I have absolutely no patience for stupid cows who waste my time and test my patience. Like hello?!?!?!!?! Row boarded the cab at the Tampines library area, and after 15 minutes of whizzing around with the dick in a cab, she was still at the Tampines library area, with a cab fare of $7 to boot, when the destination was meant to read EXPO MRT STATION. Argh! Just thinking about it again makes me see red.

Bought new red underwear on Friday. And came home to find that my bestest friend, Ms Crimson Wave, had arrived. Bleagh.

Busy busy busy day yesterday. Ate too much at Elni's place. Ate too much at the temple dinner. Drank red wine with Mal, Annissa, Twee, Ben, Joshua. Think Mal and Annissa were knackered. I lurrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee this life. If only I could do this everyday, hehe...

But of course, because my life has to be so dramatic, the night didn't just end with me just falling asleep after a busy weekend. Met this strange freaky fucker who got off a cab in front of me, after Ben & Mal dropped me off at my place. I know he stays in the same area cos I've seen him a couple of times. Never paid any attention before as he's fugly and I have better things to do with my life.

Last night though, I felt like I was in a psycho-thriller film. He was eyeballing me with a vengeance after he was sure that Ben had driven off. He looked like he was gonna run after me and 1. rape me, 2. rob me, 3. murder me, 4. all of the above. Option 4 looked like it was gonna manifest right before my eyes (except that option 2 would not be viable cos I had like 6 bucks with me). Didn't help that like in all thriller movies, as I was frantically jabbing the lift button at the lobby, trying to dial Mal's number and look for my keys in the Amazon forest of my bag, all at the same time (because women are supposed to be able to multi-task), the lift was stuck at the bloody 11th floor, Mal couldn't really hear me on the other end and I couldn't find my keys.

Panic-stricken, I desperately tried to think if I had anything I could use to jab the fucker in the eyeballs, and if I should run towards the always-closed police post or just go up to him and demand why the hell he was hanging around doing what he was doing. Just as the lift (finally!) approached the first floor, Mr Scary said something indecipherable to me. And because I'm such a bloody idiot, I actually stepped back to try and figure out what he was saying. I even contemplated asking him to repeat what he said, but then decided to sprint back into the lift and jab the 'Close' button, whilst telling myself I'm too old to be staying out till so late at night.

I've never opened the gate with such force in my entire life. Neither has my heart pumped so quickly before. I felt sick in the stomach, and it wasn't even because of the wine. And of course, I am safe for now, just like in all thriller films. Yawn.

This city is unsafe. Girls should be allowed to carry parangs with them when they go out. Time for me to go look for something to put in my bag that might come in handy when I meet Mr Freaky himself again. Like a bazooka.

UNDER THE WEATHER

2007-10-16T17:07:00.000+08:00

Feeling sick sick sick.

The toilet is my best friend.

Feeling nauseous is an all-time fave.

Bleagh.

PIZZA OD & OTHER USELESS RAMBLINGS

2007-10-14T18:29:00.000+08:00

I feel sick.

Don't think I can look pizza in the eye ever again.

Sunday again too soon. Yawnnnnnn...

I need new clothes. I need new shoes.

MOTHER OF ALL BITCHES

2007-10-11T22:19:00.000+08:00

I hate bossy people. Worse still when they are women. Who "know everything about the world". And she's only been around for a couple of days. Granted she was there before a long time ago and has "a wealth of experience". But have you never heard the saying, "Good horse don't eat turn back grass" (My perfect translation from the oh-so-famous Mandarin idiom).

There's a reason why your job title is different now, lady. If you want my job, then take it wholesale. Don't tell me what to do because you feel "worried that I might not be able to hit those numbers". Like, I'm doing marketing and you are doing project management? Take it if you really want it, damn it. No wait, I changed my mind. Damn you.

Fuck.

Perhaps I should have just gone for THAT damn interview. So much for wanting to honour my contract. Now it looks like this lady is ready to take on the world on her own. And put us down whilst she's busy at it.

I work very well with my own manager, thank you. At least she doesn't breathe down my neck. And she's da "Senior Manager", ma dear "Assistant Manager"!

Argh. And she's not even the one I'm supposed to report to. HELLOOOOOOOO??!?!?!??! Bootlicker alert.

Oh and don't bother giving me that sweet smile and offering your thank-yous in your coquettish voice. I can smell a two-headed snake from a mile away. And my judgements are rarely wrong. Except when they come to my choice in manfriends. Hur hur. But that's another story for another day.

She's only been around three days and I'm ready to break some teeth. Namely hers. God give me strength.

And I thought I was the mother of all bitches.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

2007-09-23T15:41:00.000+08:00

Shira's chalet last night was a blast! I drank a lot. Ate a lot. Think I might never eat a pear again, thanks to Mal's Absolut Pear contribution.

It was a small party by the end of the night. But it was fun. Think we should have more chalets from now on. No need to dress up, you get to wear comfortable slippers, you eat, drink and talk cock, woot!

I swaear I had a lotta stuff to talk about, but I've forgotten them clean. I think I might be suffering from dementia. Till later!

2007-09-16T02:23:00.000+08:00

NEW HOME, NEW LOOK

I have officially migrated to blogger. Woot!!! Cos Xanga sucks lah. Can't use bloody skins unless I upgrade to Premium. yah like whatever...

Anyway, special thanks to Row for helping me with this. I would never have been able to do it by myself... :)

More later. Toodle doo...